Dear __________ []name of gifter],
How did you know I needed a(n) _________ []noun]?
No, seriously. Did _________ []name of frenemy] tell you? Did you read my _________ []adjective] journal? Or did you go through my ________ []adjective] e-mail? There’s only ____ []number] way(s) that you could have possibly known — all of them __________ []adjective].
And you let me unwrap it at the ____________ []employer] holiday party! In front of all those ______ []plural noun] no less. It’s not every day someone gets what they’ve been ________ []verb ending in -ing] _____ and _____ []pair of opposites] for, but still, a ______ []adjective indicating size] heads up would have been ________ []adjective].
Look, even though I want to _______ []verb] you, I know the ____________ []adjective] thing to do here is say thanks. So thanks.
Just wait till next year.
XOXO,
___________ []your name]
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Saturday, December 27, 2008
Happy Holiday's!
I love the holidays. they are stressful and frustrating, full of family you barely know and everything you do is in excess. But really, its all wonderful. I loved seeing my family. (And playing with my cousins new puppy.) And now I have thank you cards to write. Lots of them.
My favorite gifts were:
1) A taser (Yes, like with volts of electricity. I laughed till I cried when I opened it.)
2) A singer dress form mannequinn (for seamstresses)
3) A waffle maker (for when I feel I can eat again)
What were you're favorite gifts?
any anecdotes? (my brother almost pulled a christmas tree down on top of himself.)
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Munchin on a candy cane and humming
Today is the day that Vincent van Gogh cut of part of his ear. Poor guy.Then again, maybe he was just bored.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
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